We've decided to take a moment and offer an ode to Katy Perry's bust. In this exposé, we did some thorough research to uncover their hidden talents. Let us count the ways...
1. They are Weapons of Mass Destruction.
2. They can barely be contained.
3. They are works of sculptural art.
4. They bounce.
5. Like, a lot.
6. They can decorate a cake.
7. They look good in black.
8. They prove humans really did evolve from primates.
9. They require physical strength on the regular to maintain.
10. They can even warm the heart of an evil genius.
11. They can hit all kinds of notes.
12. They defy gravity.
13. They complement every dress.
14. They’re frosty, frosty.
15. They can be embarrassingly funny.
16. They have us all WHIPPED.