Christian Slater secretly tied the knot on Monday at a courthouse in Florida. Yeesh.
The 44-year-old actor, who has been divorced since 2007, said yes to love and got engaged to non-famous Brittany Lopez in February after dating for three years.
The couple was supposedly just going to pick up their marriage license on Monday and plan a small wedding for friends and family, but then they were like, “screw it” and just got hitched.
Brittany is just 26 years old to Christian’s 44. Although the age difference is vast, does anyone honestly expect a Hollywood divorcee to date a woman in her forties? It just isn’t done.