The Republican Presidential Debate aired tonight and we paid attention to all the things Donald Trump said so you didn’t have to.
And it started like this:
Megyn Kelly: You’ve called women you don’t like fat pigs, dogs, slobs, and disgusting animals.
Trump: Only Rosie O’Donnell.
On being politically correct: "I frankly don't have time for total political correctness."
On immigration: "We need to build a wall with a big beautiful door in it."
TO THE WINDOWWW, TO THE WALL.
On the media: "Reporters are generally a dishonest lot."
But first, allow me to shake your hand.
On healthcare: "In July of 2004 I came out strongly against the war with Iraq."
On favors and giving money: "For Hillary Clinton, I said be at my wedding and she came to my wedding. She had no choice because I gave [her money]."
On playing the system: "I've used the laws of this country to my advantage."
On making money: "I made a lot of money in Atlantic City and I'm proud of it."
COME AT ME BRO.
On criticism of his tone: "It's medieval times, there's no time for tone!"
NO. TIME. NO TIME!!
On Obama: "I would say he's incompetent but I don't want to do that, it's not nice."
WELL, YA JUST DID.
On how other candidates feel about him: "I don't think they like me very much."
Self realization is a powerful, powerful thing.
Twitter obviously just straight up exploded.
— Catie Warren (@catie__warren) August 7, 2015
There was a lot of talk about his face.
— Brooke (@PeachPharm) August 7, 2015
Like, a lot. And we LOLed so hard at this realization:
— megan giannella (@mrslittleg) August 7, 2015
There was commentary on how he handled the whole debate:
— Joe Tiner (@JoeTiner21) August 7, 2015
There's always room for joke or two…pay.
If #DonaldTrump gets elected president there will be hell toupee.
— £mma™ (@Pineapple3mma) August 7, 2015
And of course, the question everyone wanted to know:
— Priya Shah (@shahpriya) August 7, 2015
Basically, Trump did a lot of talking during this thing, but he didn't say much. He actually spent a lot time talking around or just straight up ignoring the questions he was asked.
What do you guys think? Did you watch the debate? What was your reaction to everything Trump said?