The best part of celebrity gossip are the overly gushy statements from “sources,” especially when it comes to celebrity romances. “They are meant to be,” “they were really touchy feely,” and “they looked like they were in love” are just a handful of ridiculous statements you can read in a tabloid about a new celebrity couple that have only been dating for a few weeks.
These are the best, real quotes from a “source” to a tabloid about the following couples during the very early days of their courtship.
“They were giggling a lot, and sitting very close.”
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart after months of rumored dating.
“By the end of the evening, Kanye was inviting Harry to come into the studio to lay down some tracks.”
Kendall Jenner and Harry Styles after a couple weeks of dating.
“They seemed comfortable.”
Robert Pattinson and Dylan Penn on their first date.
“They Skype and text all day.”
Katy Perry and John Mayer after a month of dating.
“They’re perfect for each other.”
Ryan Seacrest and Julianne Hough after two weeks of dating.
“They are totally hot for each other!”
Kaley Cuoco and Henry Cavill after a week of dating.
“Taylor laughed at everything Jake said.”
Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal on their third date.
“They were just being playful and kissing and hugging and she was tickling him.”
Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom after a couple weeks of dating.
“It’s not just a friendship at this point.”
George Clooney and Stacy Keibler literally when they first started dating.
“He liked her more than she liked him.”
Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner after three months of dating came to an end.
“Camilla likes musicians!”
Camilla Belle and Joe Jonas after she had met him.
“They were cuddly.”
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Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber on their first date.
“She’s the real deal.”
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Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise after about a month of dating.