Do you have your legally certified and laminated 2013 Kim Kardashian‘s Belly Bump Timeline out?
Because this is the part in the enjoyable chronology of a celebrity’s gestating stomach where we get the First Professional Post-Pregnancy Announcement Photo of the Belly Bump (in a Bikini), an event which falls right between the First Paparazzi Pre-Announcement Photo of the Belly Bump (in a Bikini) and the First Paparazzi Post-Pregnancy Announcement Photo of the Belly Bump (in a Bikini).
See, this is why you need a comprehensive timeline and why it needs to be laminated because these celebrity pregnancies are some seriously confusing business.
Kim stripped down for a Miami poolside photo shoot for DuJour Magazine with famed photographer Bruce Weber. Throughout the spread, the reality TV star takes a dip in the water, poses by some palm trees, twirls in a pareo—all while semi-showing in a few full-length shots. In one of the full-frontal belly shots, though, it suspiciously looks like they photoshopped the ultrasound right off her.
Then again, showing skin isn’t that foreign to Kim. When it comes to her barely-there attire, she reveals why she dresses in her signature form-fitting attire (spoiler alert: it’s allegedly not for attention). She’s just a creature of habit.
“I think because I have big boobs it could make me look heavier if I don’t, like, show off my waist or something, so I just have kind of learned to dress one way only,” she explains. “Khloé can wear flowy, pretty things because she’s really tall. Kourtney is, like, really little. I’m just kind of in between, so it doesn’t really work.”