Lana Del Rey, queen of the #sadgirls, patron saint of daddy issues, whispering voice of the angels…has a boyfriend.
Given her track record of dating Marilyn Manson,
Possibly hooking up with Axl Rose,
Almost marrying this ghost-looking man,
And having a weird cosmic connection/platonic love affair with James Franco,
She clearly has a thing for a certain kind of man with a whimsical flair, let’s just say.
I mean, look at her.
Besides Elvis Presley, who could this woman date?
Apparently, it’s basic-ass bros.
This Tinder user is Lana’s boyfriend.
His name is Francesco Carrozzini.
He is Italian and is a music video director and a photographer.
He directed Lana’s video for “Ultraviolence.” I wonder if that’s how they met?
Directing music videos is actually a very UN-bro thing to do…
But then it’s like, nah, still a bro.
This is like, the LA bro’s favorite kind of photo to post of themselves.
Awww, c’mon a Playboy shirt!?
To be fair, a lot of “artsy” women (whatever that means) LOVE basic bros. I mean, look at Lady Gaga and Taylor Kinney.
Or Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth.
Or hell, even Patrick Schwarzenegger.
Opposites attract…or whatever.