Lana Del Rey’s Boyfriend Is a Basic Bro, You Guys

Madison Vanderberg
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Lana Del Rey, queen of the #sadgirls, patron saint of daddy issues, whispering voice of the angels…has a boyfriend. 

Given her track record of dating Marilyn Manson,

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Possibly hooking up with Axl Rose,

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Almost marrying this ghost-looking man,

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And having a weird cosmic connection/platonic love affair with James Franco,

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She clearly has a thing for a certain kind of man with a whimsical flair, let’s just say. 

I mean, look at her.

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Besides Elvis Presley, who could this woman date?

Apparently, it’s basic-ass bros.

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This Tinder user is Lana’s boyfriend.

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Wait, what?

His name is Francesco Carrozzini.

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He is Italian and is a music video director and a photographer.

He directed Lana’s video for “Ultraviolence.” I wonder if that’s how they met?

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Directing music videos is actually a very UN-bro thing to do…

But then it’s like, nah, still a bro.

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This is like, the LA bro’s favorite kind of photo to post of themselves.

Awww, c’mon a Playboy shirt!?

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To be fair, a lot of “artsy” women (whatever that means) LOVE basic bros. I mean, look at Lady Gaga and Taylor Kinney.

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Or Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth.

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Or hell, even Patrick Schwarzenegger.

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Opposites attract…or whatever. 

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