These objects are all luckier than any human being in existence, by far.
Which got to be slayed by Beyoncé in the “Partition” video.
This bowling ball.
That was held in the comforting grip of Nick Jonas.
These free weights.
Which witnessed Sebastian Stan pumping iron.
Which got to breathe in the deep voice of Idris Elba.
This giant bottle of sake.
That got drunk with Chris Hemsworth.
This Target basket.
Which hung on every move Jessica Alba made.
This winner’s card.
That was surrounded by four beautiful women: Leslie Mann, Cameron Diaz, Nicki Minaj and Kate Upton.
This sectional sofa.
That had the honor of keeping Jennifer Lopez comfortable.
That rested around the neck of Joe Manganiello.
This pink stole.
That was wrapped around the waist of Rihanna.