Yes. Yes, he is.
Michael Strahan fills the gap-toothed void in all of our hearts.
He tells stories with ease and grace.
DAT HAND FLICK DOE.
He’s just a casual, jolly giant.
The jolliest and the giantest.
He’s shy and polite.
You just want to reach through the screen and squeeze him!
Or party with him.
Or grasp hands with him across from a minister and promise to “have and to hold him from this day forward.”
He’s just a bright ball of energy.
And a total jokester.
Look at him wear out that pink shirt.
We’re so jealous of Demi Lovato right now.
He’s the King of Weird Gun Hands.
A REAL man.
Good at dancing.
Michael Strahan, you are the cutest gap-toothed man that ever lived.
Thank you for being you.