In an interview on ABC, Robert Pattinson quipped that he has always wanted a side career as a male stripper.
Here’s the video. Feel free to faint after you watch it:
Now, yeah, he may have been joking, but it got us thinking. About the possibility of a parallel universe where Rob is a male stripper you could hire for bachelorette parties, which he’s more than qualified for.
He’s got a sexy, slinky body.
All females LUV him.
He can easily lift a woman in his arms and sweep her off her feet.
He’s cool with a little sexuality regarding all his gigs.
He can be silly…
…but also really intense.
Combine it all and see! He’d be the perfect stripper.
(Bless the Internet for this GIF.)