In her sure-to-be summer smash “Shake It Off,” Taylor Swift wants to call your attention to one guy in particular. One, vague, shapeless head of hair in particular.
In the song that will be lip-synced by pre-teens at sleepovers across the country for the rest of 2014, Taylor introduces us to this chant:
“And to the fella over there with the hella good hair / Won’t you come on over, baby, we can shake, shake, shake.”
Because her lyrics are supposedly drawn from personal experience, we have to wonder… WHO IS THIS FELLA WITH THE HELLA GOOD HAIR? After all, she has dated a few men with this characteristic, so let’s investigate who has the hella best hair of the hella good hair.
Harry Styles is known for his mane.
Jake Gyllenhaal takes a more classic approach to his hair, but it’s still HELLA GOOD.
Then there’s Joe Jonas’ hair, which is one of his best assets.
Don’t forget Conor Kennedy, who is kind of a combination of all the above.
John Mayer’s hair also has its hella good moments.
Same goes for Taylor Lautner.
It’s really anyone’s guess.