Burger King Introduces the Adult Meal, With a Kinky Free Toy

Matthew Loffhagen
(Photo: Burger King)

Have you completely forgotten about Valentine’s Day?

Are you scrambling for a romantic dinnertime reservation, unsure of where to take your significant other?

Why not head to Burger King?

No, really – it’s a great place for a date tonight. After all, it’s not every day that the restaurant offers meals that come with, ahem, adult toys.

The Adult Meal comes in a package that very closely resembles the design of the standard Burger King Kid’s Meal, but comes with a kinky grown-up toy, such as a blindfold, a feather duster, or a head massager.

The meal also comes with a pair of beers and two whoppers and fries, so it’s enough to feed both you and your partner.

The meal is only served today, and only after 6pm – this isn’t something for kids to enjoy, even if the toys that are offered in the Adult Meal are about as PG-13 as you can get. This is probably because some parents who’ve failed to arrange a babysitter will almost definitely drag their kids to the restaurant tonight.

Now, just in case you were actually considering a trip to Burger King as a Valentine’s Day surprise tonight, it’s important to note that this offer is only available in Burger Kings in Israel, so unless you’re planning on splashing out for the cost of some plane tickets and a time machine, it’s better to try something else.

Seriously, just cook a couple of steaks at home or something. Don’t take your date to Burger King.

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