Is anyone really surprised?
Burger King rolled out black buns nationwide last week, ostensibly to get in the Halloween spirit. Or perhaps it was to freak people the f*ck out in the bathroom. Maybe both.
Loyal subjects of the King have inundated social media with complaints that the dyed-black burgers have, in turn, dyed their poop green. Apparently the high levels of food coloring aren't being fully processed by the average glutton's digestive system, leaving a TMNT-themed surprise at the bottom of the toilet bowl.
I shit you not.
— Smokey Martling (@SmokeyMartling) October 3, 2015
day 2 and I'm still pooping blue and green from @BurgerKing's Halloween burger I feel dead inside
— Balrog (@BalrogGameRoom) October 1, 2015
Hello @BurgerKing your Halloween sandwhich turned my poop green is this a continued part of the spooks or should I see a doctor
— Maximum the Crackers (@JFDickerson) September 30, 2015
Though according to some, the cost is worth the reward:
Public service anouncment! Do not eat the new Burger King Halloween Whopper. It will turn your poop green. Other than that….pretty good.
— Captain Insaneo (@AbateadamAdam) October 1, 2015
Yo @BurgerKing your Halloween Whopper turned my poop SUUUUPER green! It was bomb tho.
— BootnyLeeFarnsworth (@PopStarWill) September 30, 2015
Burger King is yet to comment, but expect their PR department — who kick ass, btw — to announce this was all part of the plan. Introducing Halloween Poo! The Ultimate Spooky Doo Doo!