Watch This Dude Inhale 13 Pounds of Milk and Cookies

Bryan Brandom
(Photo: YouTube)

Matt Stonie is a legend in the realm of competitive eating, a world that is, like many of its stars‘ stomachs, expanding. This past weekend, the No. 2 ranked competitive eater in Major League Eating set his talents for consumption on something that, if you’re like me, you remember gobbling by the mouthful at a young age: milk and cookies. Specifically, Chips Ahoy chocolate chip cookies.

He filmed himself eating 203 of the Nabisco treats, which have been lining the insides of gleeful consumers’ stomachs since 1963. All those cookies and a gallon of milk amounted to about 13 pounds and 12,800 calories’ worth of the after-school classic, according to his YouTube posting, and he scarfed it all in 27 minutes.

According to Wikipedia, Stonie holds 22 world records for eating. One of those: eating 255 Peeps in five minutes, a feat he accomplished in April.

Here are the rest of his records, again, according to the eminently reliable Wikipedia:

  • Birthday Cake: 5.5 lb / 9 minutes (May 26, 2013)
  • Frozen Yogurt: 10.5 lb Yogurtland Frozen Yogurt/Phantom Gourmet Food Festival / 6 Minutes (September 29, 2013)
  • Kookamonger Burger: 7.5 lb burger from the Kooky Canuck in Memphis, Tennessee / 4 minutes, 43 seconds (October 26, 2013)
  • Indian Taco: 32.5 Indian Tacos / 8 minutes (Atmore, Alabama, March 29, 2014)
  • Gyros: 24 Gyros / 10 minutes (Houston Greek Festival, May 18, 2014)
  • Slugburgers: 43 Slugburgers / 10 minutes (The World Slugburger Eating Championship Presented By Main Street Corinth, July 12, 2014)
  • Pumpkin Pie: 20.8 lb / 8 minutes (Elk Grove Pumpkin Festival, October 5, 2014)
  • Twinkies: 120 Twinkies / 6 minutes (Tunica, Mississippi, November 8, 2014)
  • Fastest McDonald’s Happy Meal eaten: Small Cheeseburger, Small French Fries, Small Coca-Cola in 15.22 seconds.
  • Bacon: 182 Slices of Bacon / 5 minutes (Daytona, Florida, February 22, 2015)
  • Iguana’s Burritozilla: 5 lb / 1 minute, 50 seconds (May 8, 2015)
  • Pepperoni Rolls: 34 Pepperoni Rolls / 10 minutes (Fairmont, West Virginia, May 23, 2015) at Three Rivers Festival
  • Pork Rolls: 15 Pork Rolls (7.5 lb) / 10 minutes (East Rutherford, New Jersey, June 20, 2015) at The Backyard at Meadowlands Racing & Entertainment.
  • Traditional Carne Asada Tacos: 103 Tacos / 8 minutes (San Jose, California, August 15, 2015)
  • McDonald’s Big Macs: 25 Big Macs / 22 minutes (San Jose, September 20, 2015)
  • Smoke’s Poutinerie Poutines: 22 Pounds / 10 minutes (Toronto, Canada, October 3, 2015)
  • Martorano’s Signature Pasta & Sauce: 10 pounds / 8 minutes (Las Vegas, October 17, 2015) at Martorano’s and Paris Hotel & Casino
  • Smithfield Pork Ribs: 71 ribs / 5 minutes (Miami, November 24, 2015)
  • Pancakes: 113 (1 oz) Pancakes / 8 minutes (Chico, California, May 28, 2016) at The World Silver Dollar Pancake Eating Championship
  • Moon Pies: 85 Moon Pies / 8 minutes (Memphis, October 15, 2016) at The World Moon Pie Eating Championship
  • Peeps: 255 Peeps / 5 minutes (National Harbor, Maryland, April 8, 2017) at The World Peeps Eating Championship
  • Æbleskiver: 87 Æbleskiver / 8 minutes (Elk Horn, Iowa, May 27, 2017) at The First Annual Tivoli Fest World Æbleskiver Eating Championship
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