Guy Fieri’s Fraternity Composite Photo Just Surfaced & Of Course There’s a Mullet

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(Photo: OBSEV / Food Network)

If you needed another reason to make fun of Guy Fieri, then boy, do I have a treat for you. It’s no secret that the Food Network star looks like an overgrown frat boy who’s constantly trying to relive his so-called glory days, but did you know he actually was in a fraternity at the University of Las Vegas (because of course he went there)?

Total Frat Move inducted the Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives host into their Frat Hall of Fame earlier today and supplied us with what is thought to be the most sought-after photo of a “celebrity” of all time—Guy Fieri’s official fraternity photo.

 

Were you expecting bleached highlighter-yellow porcupine hair, a douchey button-up shirt with flames on it, and a super-flattering goatee like I was? Granted, we get a simple “business in the front, party in the back” baby-faced Fieri, but seriously, this picture is the holy grail of all frat photos.

Also note that the Food Network host changed his last name from “Ferry” to “Fieri,” probably in an effort to not be made fun of by the public and Anthony Bourdain alike, but we all know that didn’t exactly stop anyone.

Now we bide our time until Bourdain throws some much anticipated shade at Fieri for this amazing discovery.