Livid Pizza Clerk Shares Story of Customer’s Blasphemy

Tina Rivera
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When ordering a pizza to go, it is a well known fact that there is only one correct way of holding the box: face up, one palm under the box, another hand gripping the side, kept at an even balance. Neither art nor science, you would think any human is capable of properly delivering a pizza from the shop to the kitchen table, right?

Wrong.

In an unprecedented case of heinous pizza box-carrying etiquette, a pizza shop employee in Baltimore is LIVID after a customer repeatedly took his pizzas to go, and get this—tucked the large 18” pies under his ARMPIT after grabbing them from the counter. Like, he legit carried his pizzas under his ARMPIT like a high schooler carrying textbooks. WTF?

The heated employee and witness to this repeat pizza box-carrying offender has since sounded off on Twitter, for all of our enjoyment:  

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