Summer of 1986, Billy Joel and then-wife/supermodel Christie Brinkley come into the restaurant I am working at. The hostess that day was a teenage student from Ireland visiting the US for the summer - in other words she had no idea who they were.
When the asked to be seated, the hostess treated them like anyone else in a trendy restaurant at the beach on long island on a busy summer day - she told them it would be a thirty to forty-five minute wait.
Then the hostess runs back into the kitchen, points to them and asks us "what is that GORGEOUS woman doing with that UGLY guy?" – pee_diddy