Bills Mafia Continues Tradition Of Turning Home Games Into Orgies

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The Buffalo Bills haven’t won 10 or more games in a season since 1999.

That, combined with the frigid autumns and winters of western New York, might explain the, uh, interesting methods Bills fans utilize to keep themselves both warm and entertained.

Bills fans’ penchant for boning in and around New Era Field (née Ralph Wilson Stadium, née Rich Stadium) is well documented.

At least two more couples joined those ranks during the team’s 21-12 victory over the sad New York Jets on Sunday.

Perhaps in response to that tweet, someone sent this image from New Era Field to Deadspin. The sender, Colin, said the scene was “spotted by my wife in the women’s room.”

Gross, boat shoes and flip-flops.

But our first BJ witness maintained that hers occurred elsewhere—in the parking lot, meaning Colin’s was a second sucker.

Need I remind you this is the fan base that famously threw a dildo at New England Patriots wide receiver Chris Hogan?

As far as Bills Mafia hijinks go, at least their sexual endeavors are safer than many other activities in which its members partake.

Who could forget this genius, who jumped off the roof of an SVU onto a folding table and broke his leg? Or the Einstein who had the good sense to jump onto a flaming folding table, light himself aflame, then return for more as the fire on his back grew and grew?

Speaking of folding tables, Bills Mafia must either hate them or get a great rate on them, because they go through them like I go through dark chocolate-covered almonds.