Unless you’re a Golden State Warriors fan, or you were really rooting for Goliath to destroy David, these NBA Finals—and in fact the entire playoffs—have been, in a word, shitty.
And they were made more so on Wednesday night when, not only did the Warriors take an inevitable and commanding 3-0 series lead over the Cleveland Cavaliers, but Stephen Curry appeared to re-create just how the majority of NBA fans are feeling about this postseason—it looked like Curry taunted the Cavaliers after a made Kevin Durant three-pointer by pretending to take a dump on the hardwood of Quicken Loans Arena.
— Treymond Green (@TreymondGreen) June 8, 2017
Apparently for Curry, a quality poop and his performance on the basketball court are linked. He basically told ESPN as much back in December 2015.
“Oh, man, that toilet just makes me happy in life,” Curry said of an automated toilet his wife Ayesha got him. “I bet if I did a case study on my performance since I got that toilet, you’d see the difference. I was in Minnesota when Ayesha told me about it. And the next day I had 46 [points]. There’s a reason for that.”
Curry scored 26 points, snatched 13 rebounds, and dished six assists in the Warriors’ 118-113 victory on Wednesday.