The Toronto Blue Jays Got Drunk Last Night

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The Toronto Blue Jays last night ended the longest postseason drought of any team in the four major American sports, clinching the AL East title by topping the Baltimore Orioles 15-2.

And then they got drunk.

How do we know? They wouldn't stop yelling about it.

First, there's All-Star third baseman Josh Donaldson providing a count of how many beers he'd imbibed by the time cameras were on him.

Then the always hilarious utility unfielder Munenori Kawasaki interrupted his interview several times to announce the obvious: "I'm drunk!"

God help their livers if they win the World Series.