Pathetic Celebrity Attempts to Grow Beards

There are some guys that look positively sexy AF when they grow a beard or a mustache. But not everyone can accomplish this. That doesn’t mean some celebrities don’t try and fail miserably.

So instead of getting a manly man beard, they end up with Justin Bieber facial hair. And, no, that’s not a compliment. Oh, I’m not dogging Bieber. All I’m saying is that he’s certainly lacking in the facial hair department.

It’s just that some celebrities look like pre-pubescent teens with a hint of hair on their faces, even if they’re in their 40s.

If you’re into bland, barely-there, patchy beards, then check out these celebrities who probably wanted to look a bit more like Henry Cavill, but Mother Nature had other plans.

Belieber It Or Not

In 2013, singer Justin Bieber grew a light stash, which didn’t really change much at all, even though he’s not 16 anymore. Jump to the 2016 Grammy Awards and the stash looked exactly the same. That patchy blob didn’t do much for him, so he eventually shaved it off.

Now every celeb trying to grow their beard fears getting Justin Bieber facial hair.

Lo Que Cera, Cera

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“Juno” actor Michael Cera proved that there’s no f*cking way he could grow a mustache to save his life.

To prove that, we challenge you to watch a movie called “Youth in Revolt,” which Cera stars in and has a stash that makes him look like Gomez Adams from “The Addams Family.” We’re still rooting for you, man!

Stylish Whiskers

When former “One Direction” singer Harry Styles started sporting some blonde whiskers, fans had a sh*t attack! Those fine little gold hairs above his lips and on his chin didn’t look too bad, sure!

But they certainly didn’t give him the full-on beard that the he had been struggling to achieve for so long.

Oh, No, Mahone…Don’t….Just Don’t

A Twitter user by the name of Yolanda had drawn a beautiful photo of singer Austin Mahone with an equally impressive beard while laying shirtless in bed.

Mahone graciously thanked the fan for the drawing and wrote, “It’s great but my beard will never look like that.” He even added a sad face emoji. Aw!