These 24 Infuriating Cooking Fails Will Make You Feel Like Gordon Ramsay June 2, 2017 Zarouhi Mikaelian To quote Chef Gordon Ramsay (probably): "Come f**king on!" IMAGE BY: @bengregz / Twitter Accidentally creating a portal to hell—the greatest cooking fail of all [dx_custom_adunit desktop_id="RTK_K67O" mobile_id="RTK_5yk0"] Really shouldn't have opened that passage to hell IMAGE BY: Imgur An insult to tacos and spaghetti IMAGE BY: lifebuzz On the plus side, you can always start a hockey puck business IMAGE BY: @emma_smith77 / Twitter [dx_custom_adunit desktop_id="RTK_K67O" mobile_id="RTK_5yk0"] When you need your egg to be perfectly flat IMAGE BY: lifebuzz *RAMSAY SMASH* IMAGE BY: @kathleenminer / Twitter You don't deserve nachos IMAGE BY: lifebuzz [dx_custom_adunit desktop_id="RTK_K67O" mobile_id="RTK_5yk0"] It's called a colander IMAGE BY: @queen_liz01 / Twitter Wait 30 freaking seconds, Garfield! IMAGE BY: Imgur It's not delivery, it's a waste of $4 IMAGE BY: @kvngt24 / Twitter [dx_custom_adunit desktop_id="RTK_K67O" mobile_id="RTK_5yk0"] Who gave you a microwave?! IMAGE BY: izismile A pan, man. A pan! IMAGE BY: koreus Never set foot in a kitchen. Ever again. IMAGE BY: @mrgill77 / Twitter [dx_custom_adunit desktop_id="RTK_K67O" mobile_id="RTK_5yk0"] I hope you've got a step ladder IMAGE BY: Imgur Okay, in a zombie apocalypse-like pinch, this is pretty brilliant. But since there are no walking dead roaming the planet—WRONG! IMAGE BY: lifebuzz You had one job IMAGE BY: @ihatechairs / instagram [dx_custom_adunit desktop_id="RTK_K67O" mobile_id="RTK_5yk0"] Fish and chips and glass shards IMAGE BY: @cakeandjam / Twitter When your chicken explodes, I'd say it's time to take it off the flame IMAGE BY: @growlashe / Twitter You think it's done yet? IMAGE BY: @isd2 / buzzfeed [dx_custom_adunit desktop_id="RTK_K67O" mobile_id="RTK_5yk0"] I hope your children are as terrified by your attempt at cuteness as I am IMAGE BY: craftfail Cookie Monster is finally actually scary IMAGE BY: craftfail Boiling noodles is like the preschool of cooking IMAGE BY: Imgur [dx_custom_adunit desktop_id="RTK_K67O" mobile_id="RTK_5yk0"] Just give up, now IMAGE BY: onelungbreathin / flickr