Amazing Pics of Things Cut In Half Are Oddly Satisfying to Look At

Hello comrade! You are in the presence of Topher Pinestone, hipster lumberjack extraordinaire. Before it was popular, I would use my various artisan tools and knives to cut things in half and repurposed them as “fine art”.

Soon after, poor saps pay to gawk at my wares in curated galleries for all to share on Instagram. Maybe even Snapchat. As a former barista, I made the right choice becoming a lumberjack because now I can be a snob as well as take in the outdoors.

These days, others have followed my love of bargain lattes and splitting things in two, so lets take a look at a ton of things cut into halves!

Leica Lens

Photographers would normally sell their left kidney for a chance to shoot with a Leica lens. Leica makes some of the most expensive film cameras in the world, and now, you can see what a ridiculously expensive lens looks like from the inside.

Such amazing moment can only be capture with the best equipment, even if you have to take out a mortgage to do so.

Jawbreakers

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Before I was a hipster lumberjack, I was but a small child with a sweet tooth. While my friends ate their horrid Kit Kats and Skittles, I ate the truest candy of them all –– Jawbreakers.

Famed for being included in the greatest scene of “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory,” these tasty rock treats gave me enjoyment for hours on end, and now, we see that the insides look trippy as a Coachella Festival.

A Pentax DSLR camera

Fewer brands carry a name as highly as Pentax, the brand photographers use when they can’t afford a Leica. Cutting this camera in half was harder than most due to it being metal and all, but my metals are older and wiser.

My metals may as well be adamantium, like the claws of the greatest lumberjack of all –– Wolverine.

Baseball

As seasoned as a man like me is, I still have to accept the fact that i’ve never seen the inside of a baseball.

Upon further review, a baseball is indeed not made out of rubber bands, but instead made of otherworldly yarn and a rubber cork in the center. With this information now inside my mind, I shall gloat and impress all around me until the sun sets.