People Share The Most Awkward Moments Of Their Lives
Awkward moments. We all hate them, but we can’t avoid them. No matter how much we try to act normal and presentable in public, something always happens that provokes us to say or do something completely out of our character.
Everyone has those moments: me, you, your parents, your boss, your neighbor’s grandma. It’s a normal part of life. Scroll down to hear the funniest awkward moment stories that will make you feel better about yourself!
Well, That Was Awkward
At a drive-through, I had my credit card in my hand and a plastic fork in my mouth. I stuck my card in my mouth to put my car in 1st and scoot up to the window.
When the lady held out her hand, I pressed a spit covered plastic fork into her palm, said “boop” for some reason, and then realized what I had done. I promptly put my car in gear and drove off without my food or my fork.
My Teacher Cried On My Shoulder
My English teacher (female) came up to me during my prom and “fixed” my tie. Then she told me that her husband had a tie just like it. Then she started to cry, on my shoulder, and told me that he cheated on her.
I gently gave her a tap on the back and said, “sorry” before walking away. As awkward as it gets.
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The Shy Kid
The first time I asked a girl to a dance, I was really nervous, so I started tripping up on my words. I ended up saying, “wondering….. dance….. me,” she said yes, and then I said “OK……..see….tomorrow”.
My Brilliant Response
I was in English class, and this hefty girl took my seat and wouldn’t move. I said, “Could you move please?” she replied with, “Make me!” She then said, “I bet you don’t have the strength too” My response to that was, “I don’t think a bulldozer has the strength to move you.” Needless to say, she ran out of the room crying, and the worst part of all was that my crush heard all of this, and I’m pretty sure that’s when I lost my chance with her.