Ariana Grande may have dropped more than just a certified bop with powerful accompanying visuals in her latest music video for “God Is a Woman,” a new single off her soon-to-be-released album “Sweetener.” Sending her #Arianators into overdrive with powerful cosmic imagery and impressive cinematic special effects in the Dave Meyers-directed video, Grande took the #GodIsAWoman hype one step further by (most likely) teasing her pregnancy announcement.
— Ariana Grande Update 🌫 (@ArianatorFallen) July 13, 2018
Obviously, there’s only one man with enough BDE to get anywhere near Grande’s baby-making machine right now, and that’s “Saturday Night Love” comedian Pete Davidson. Locking down his newly minted fiancee for life, it’s painfully obvious just how in love (or lust, rather) Grande is with Davidson’s goofy, I-look-like-I-just-came-off-a-three-day-bender vibe. Flaunting their obsessive love for one another both on the ‘Gram and IRL, it’s honestly not surprising that they would take their commitment to one another up a notch.
Ariana grande and Pete Davidson are like the annoying teenage couple you can’t get away from but are weirdly jealous and obsessed with.
— Kayla Forsberg (@kaylaforsberg98) July 5, 2018
Ariana Grande is possibly pregnant with Pete Davidson’s baby
Ugh. Just when I thought we would soon be free of #GrandSon once their passionate, whirlwind love affair met its eventual end, Grande had to release the video for “God Is a Woman,” which is full of suggestive imagery. Specifically, around the two-minute mark, an illustrated Grande caresses her belly, swollen with child, while singing the lyrics, “But you different from the rest/And boy, if you confess, you might get blessed/See if you deserve what comes next.”
wait a damn minute…ariana’s pregnant? pic.twitter.com/Yh4nLcMWPP
— f 🕊 (@buterafentys) July 13, 2018
TBH, I can’t deal with more Grande x Davidson drama. From hot and heavy right off the rip to an engagement and real estate shopping just weeks later, their in-your-face parade of “true love” has gone from weird to cringeworthy. If Grande really IS pregnant with Davidson’s baby (which she probably is, BTW), we’ll have to deal with yet another chapter of their high school love story that will last for at least the next 18 years.
Ariana Grande is pregnant, mark my words
— safari (@safarisays) July 13, 2018
Thankfully, Grande won’t need child support when she and Davidson eventually split because there’s no way he’s ever getting anywhere NEAR her tax bracket. BRB, praying to every god out there (man and woman) that Grande is NOT pregnant and that #GrandSon will soon fade into obscurity.