The Best “Real Housewives” Quotes That Will Help You Shut Anyone Up
The Best Real Housewives Quotes That Will Literally Give You Life
If you’re a fan of the Real Housewives franchise, you probably can’t help incorporating your favorite Housewives personality traits into your own personality. I mean, it’s not like you’ll be able to mimic the Real Housewives lavish lifestyle. Absolutely not way. Because you’re broke AF. (It’s OK to admit it.) At least can always find a little inspiration from their sassiness with the funniest and most memorable quotes they blurted over the years. But since there are so many, we broke some of the very best Real Housewives quotes down for you.Kim Zolciak Was Health Conscious
If you ever need dieting advice, don’t ask this “Real Housewives of Atlanta” star for it. “I want cheese ravioli, salad with house dressing, no tomato, that cannoli filling… and a diet coke,” said Zolciak-Biermann.
Given how many carbs are in cheese ravioli and cannoli filling, you might as well go for regular Coke while recovering at the hospital.
Phaedra Parks Loves Strippers
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Never let it be said that the “The Real Housewives of Atlanta” star never pays anyone any compliments, because she totally made a stripper’s day when she took a closer look at a dancer’s tw*t and noticed how awesome her wax job was. “You are shaved up so pretty,” said Parks.
NeNe Leakes Preaches The Truth
There aren’t a lot of women who would freely admit to being a size 10, but “The Real Housewives of Atlanta” star is the exception. “I’m a size 10.
I could be a size 8 if I wanted to, but I’m effin’ hungry.” Of course, we know that she was just saying what we’re all too afraid to say out loud when someone body shames us.
Dina Manzo’s Skinless Feud
Dina Manzo was quoted saying that “I don’t know if she wants to be me, or skin me and wear me like last year’s Versace” when talking about her “Real Housewives of New Jersey” co-star, Danielle Staub.
But Staub wasn’t interested in her skin, but she did try to get Manzo’s kids taken away from her.