Insane Hollywood Conspiracy Theories That Are Probably, Like, Totally True

In Hollywood, conspiracy theories abound. Everyone knows that things aren’t what they appear to be. Not when it comes to show business. Because celebrities have stacks of cash.

And connections to the top “one percent of the one percent.” And access to secret societies about which us normals have only heard whispers. Seems like celebrities enjoy lives much different than regular people. But we never know what they’re really up to. And that’s how conspiracy theories are born.

From pop stars that are secret government operatives, to the immortality of Nicolas Cage, these Hollywood conspiracy theories are so crazy that they just might be true.

Taylor Swift Is A Clone Of A Prominent Satanist

Forget the princess of pop–according to some, Taylor Swift is a servant of the prince of darkness. While it would be tough to deny the resemblance between Swift and Zeena LaVey, daughter of Church of Satan founder Anton LaVey.

According to this theory, Swift is a clone of Zeena both comissioned and controlled by the Illuminati (of course).

Kanye West Is A Clone

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According to some conspiracy theorists, there’s no other explanation for Kanye West’s increasingly erratic behavior in late 2016 and 2017 other than the fact that he was replaced by a clone.

Between coming for Beyonce and Jay-Z during a very public rant and cancelling his Saint Pablo tour, fans couldn’t stomach the fact that Yeezy just might have been burnt out.

Thankfully, Ye seems to now be on the mend after some much-needed time off.

Kim Kardashian Faked Her Paris Robbery

Kim Kardashian’s Paris robbery was undeniably a turning point in the reality star’s relationship with both the media and her online fanbase.

While many pointed to the fact that Kardashian talked about the ordeal in detail on “Keeping Up With The Kardashians,” others speculated that the KKW CEO faked the experience to boost ratings.

“It just really sucks when you’re getting judged by the whole world,” she said in response to the accusations.

Louis Tomlinson’s Baby Is Fake

Piggybacking off of the theory that former One Directioner Louis Tomlinson is secretly in love with Harry Styles, fans took it to the next level by claiming that the child he shares with Briana Jungwirth is not real.

Proposing that both Jungwirth and Tomlison were paid off to stage paparazzi photos with their realistic doll baby, fans refused to believe that Tomlinson was intimate with anyone other than Styles.

Both parents have vehemently denounced these hurtful rumors and assured the public that they are doting parents to the very REAL Freddie Tomlinson.