The 25 Greatest Vines of All Time

Vine’s dead, so long live TikTok and whatnot. But there are those of us who can’t let go of the Vine glory days. Thank God for YouTubers who post Vine compilations that toast our buns. Here are the 25 greatest Vines of all time…

25. Fresh Avocado

Does it make sense that the weird spacing between the letters on this Del Taco sign would cause someone pronounce the words differently? No, it doesn’t. But does that matter? Nope. Vine fans will for the rest of their lives look at an avocado and whisper softly to themselves, “

Freesh avaccadoo.”

24. Bros in a Hot Tub

Some straight dudes are so piss-pants scared of anyone thinking they’re gay that they do stupid stuff like giving themselves a one-seat “buffer” at the movie theater or, in this case, chilling 5 feet apart in a hot tub.

Now we have a song to make fun of dumb bros with masculinity exactly this fragile.

23. AAAA

We don’t know about you, but this Vine is how we learned AAAA batteries even exist. Our whole lives, we thought it stopped at AAA. It’s mind-blowing, quite frankly. No wonder this dude’s screaming.

22. Merry Christmas

Happy Chrinmas. It’s Chrisman! Merry Crisis. Merry Chrysler. Feel free to use all of these already classic mushmouthed holiday greeting alternatives. Shove them in the faces of the crybaby “War on Christmas” crowd who take every cheerful “happy holidays” as a deeply wounding insult.