Chris Hemsworth is a flaw-free human experiment in perfection…except for this ONE weird blemish on his otherwise supernatural resume.
He was on “Dancing with the Stars.”
While MOST stars join the dancing reality show to revive a dying career…
Or because they just don’t seem to have anything else going on…
In Chris’ case, he was on the Australian version of the show in 2006, five years before he became THOR, god of sex and thunder.
During Chris’ seven-week arc on the reality show, he SHAKED DAT ASS.
His then 23-year-old self cha-cha’d and body rolled FOR HIS LYFE.
He also put on a suit and did the foxtrot.
But the Latin ballroom styles were where he truly excelled.
OMG THAT LEG LIFT!
Chris was truly an untapped source of raw, unbridled dance talent.
During rehearsals, he showed off his range of Ed Hardy t-shirts.
GIVING IT TO US.
Chris Hemsworth. Actor. Sexual Warrior. Dancer.
Who would have thought?
Mmm, never stop dancing Chris.