Here’s a Breakdown of Star Wars: The Last Jedi Poster

The Last Jedi poster FINALLY dropped on October 9th, and we are losing our sh*t over here! We have SO MANY questions at first glance, the most obvious being, WHY IS POE ON THE DARK SIDE??? And even more importantly, WHERE ARE THE PORGS?

We’re breaking down each square inch of the poster and asking your most burning questions, so make sure to let us know your fan theories in the comment section!

The Last Jedi

Immediate hot takes: – Where are the porgs? – Where’s Kylo’s helmet? – Why is Poe on the Dark Side? – WE MISS YOU PRINCESS LEIA!

Kylo Ren

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What happened to your helmet, Kylo? Now that everyone knows exactly what Darth Vader’s grandson’s whiny bitch face looks like, it makes sense that they left it off the new poster. Next helmet question – where did you put Grandaddy Darth’s?

And why haven’t you gotten yourself a proper lightsaber yet?

I Find Your Lack of Porgs Disturbing

Last time I checked, it was IMPOSSIBLE to avoid porgs in any and all advertising campaigns about TLJ. Why did they leave them off the poster?? Is this because Chewbacca eats them?? I NEED TO KNOW.

Why is Poe on the Dark Side??

Does this mean that Poe will be some kind of a double agent in this movie? Or could he have been Jedi mind-tricked to switch sides? Who knows!