John Stamos Thinks Jennifer Lawrence Is On Shrooms

Madison Vanderberg

Jennifer Lawrence is the weird kind of woman that acts like a dude, says sh*t that makes her seem terrible but is totally hot and according to most men’s magazines is the most “desirable” woman ever. Go figure.

Jen just went on “Conan” and admitted that she stalked John Stamos at a party and he thought she was stoned. Oh Jen.

“[John Stamos] was at a party, and I turned into a perverted guy. I was like following him into rooms and staring at his ass,” she joked.

But Jen doesn’t like to meet the people she admires, she just likes to stalk them from afar. Again, this is your most “desirable” woman, you guys. 

“I lost my mind. I didn’t want to meet [John] because when I meet people it’s never good, and I was avoiding him. But then my friends brought him over because my friends are jerks, and I started really freaking out. And he asked me if I was on mushrooms and I said, ‘No. I’m dead sober. This is just me.’”

Stamos might not have appreciated Jennifer’s advances, but Nick Jonas did.

Apparently the youngest Jonai saw the Conan interview and has a little crush on Jen.

He just tweeted @JohnStamos, “JS gets a shout out from Jennifer Lawrence on Conan. ‘I looked at his ass the entire time’ I envy you JS.”

So let us get this straight. JLaw has a crush on JStamos, but he thinks she’s on shrooms and Nick Jonas is crushing on JLaw. Got it. 

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