Jon Hamm: Stop Talking About My Massive Junk

John Howard

Jon Hamm is finally giving fans what they want: a full-on, hardcore confessional about the true secret to his success… yeah, his junk.

The “Mad Men” star emotionally unzipped for a cover interview in the new issue of Rolling Stone. In it, he not only addresses his peen that pops up in just about every paparazzi pic, but also does his best impression of coy—like he hasn’t wanted us to gaze longingly at his glorious unit by not wearing underwear this whole time.

When asked if he was aware of his Internet meme-status penis, Hamm replies, “Yeah, I’m familiar.”

“Most of it’s tongue-in-cheek, but it is a little rude. It just speaks to a broader freedom that people feel like they have — a prurience,” the actor says.

As we previously reported, Hamm’s endowment has become such a hot topic that he was supposedly ordered by AMC execs to, in fact, wear underwear due to the new season’s increasingly fitted wardrobe.

“This season takes place in the 1960s, where the pants are very tight and leave little to the imagination,” a source on the show said. “Jon’s impressive anatomy is so distracting that they politely insisted on underwear.”

Hamm ends the penis chat with a cry for action, telling people enough is enough already.

“They’re called ‘privates’ for a reason. I’m wearing pants, for f*ck’s sake,” he says. “Lay off.”

The Jon Hamm issue of RS is now available on newsstands. 

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