Kim Kardashian: I’m Tired of Being Married

Madison Vanderberg

Kim Kardashian is tired of the ball ‘n chain stuff. Last month she filed a motion that she needs a trial date or a divorce from Kris Humphries ASAP because the divorce trial is causing a threat to her unborn baby.  She also doesn’t want to have her baby while married to Kris H, because that’s some “Teen Mom” style drama.

“I do not want to be married to [Humphries] when I have my baby,” Kim revealed in a motion filed last month.

Kris says Kim is using the baby as an excuse to rush the divorce, which is funny since the divorce is already taking a year and a half, so “rush” wouldn’t be the appropriate word, KRIS!

“Immediately upon it becoming known to the public that I was pregnant…I began to see articles in the media with quotes attributed to [Humphries] stating that now that I am pregnant he has ‘got all the power,’” Kim wrote.

Kim is just trying to move on with her life and get that damn divorce behind her.

In related news, Kim just posted a plea on her website asking fans to donate bone marrow to help her sick cousin Cici.

“This is difficult for me to write, but we really need your help. My cousin, Cici, has been battling cancer for 17 years. She’s been going through chemo for such a long time, but now the cancer is not responding to the chemo and she needs a bone marrow stem cell transplant,” writes Kim.

What’s more, the bone marrow donor must be Armenian. Kim asks that you reach out to the bone marrow registry and help her cousin find a match, adding that donating bone marrow is “not as scary as it sounds.”