So, Robert Pattinson is universally regarded as VERY ATTRACTIVE.
We don’t know what’s happening to our wonderful Jawline God, but Premiere magazine France got a hold of him and THIS happened.
What the actual hell?
Ugh, the actual horror!
Vomit all over our heart.
Why would you cover his beautiful face in an oil slick!?
This is blasphemy.
Is this supposed to be symbolic? A commentary? A metaphor?
Because we are NOT getting it.
Oh well, this one is nice…