These Star Wars Characters Would Make For Out Of This World Solo Movies
Which characters deserve their own Star Wars spinoffs?
In a galaxy very near to here, expect Star Wars spinoffs every year thanks to Disney’s dedication to franchise-building. The bad news is that there are sure to be some duds that disappoint hard core fans. The good news is that we might finally get spinoffs for these much deserving characters. Sure, we’re all excited for the upcoming Han Solo origin movie but plenty of other characters deserve to get their stories told too. How did legendary band, Figrin D’an and the Modul Nodes, end up playing the afternoon shift at a seedy cantina? How do the Elite Praetorian Guards spend their days off? Did Obi-Wan pick up any hobbies while he spent 20 years alone in the desert? What kind of ice cream was ice cream maker guy making? Fingers crossed the one day soon we’ll have answers.Yoda
Frankly, screw young Han Solo, I want a teenage Yoda movie. Yoda has never proven himself to be anything less than a sassy mother f***er even as a wise and aged jedi leader. Just imagine the sassiness that would come out of a youthful Yoda.
It seems pretty obvious that the world would be a better place with 120 straight minutes of that business.
Temiri Blagg
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You probably didn’t realize this dude had a name (he wasn’t actually given a name in the movie) so you might think of him as “adorable force sensitive stable orphan”. This lil’ rascal SHOULD be the focus of Episode 9 but that doesn’t mean that’s how it’s gonna pan out.
Honestly though, Temiri (and all his little stable orphan pals) deserve to be more than just a feature in the midst of a bunch of Skywalker family drama. They deserve their own series, and they deserve for there to be lots of singing. Orphans love singing, right? I’m positive that’s the truth.
Sebulba
Sure Sebulba is kind of a jerk but he’s also a near unbeatable podracer pilot and those skills don’t just appear out of nowhere. And why, if he has such sick skills, does he feel compelled to rely on tricks to win? There’s a lot of insecurity going on here. I smell a compelling backstory.
The Wampa
The Wampa who knocked Luke out, strung him up by his feet, and almost ate him gets a bad rap. You know, you almost kill one of the last remaining jedis JUST ONCE and all of a sudden you’re a vicious monster.
But what kind of complicated life experience on the harsh ice planet of Hoth led the Wampa to make such drastic and brutal decisions? Lets not judge a creature’s entire existence on one unfortunate incident.