20 Things People Do That Piss Bartenders Off

We’ve all been there—at a bar, ready for another beverage, with just two problems: a sea of fellow clientele standing between you and the bar, and a bartender too busy to acknowledge your too-sober existence.

While we can’t quite solve the mystery of how to speed things along, there are a few things you most definitely should not do so you can stay under your bartender’s good graces.These gatekeepers to drunkenness took to Reddit to share all the things clients do at their bar that piss them off.

Here are the 20 most interesting answers, mostly unedited.

Ladies, your never comes off lipstick looks fantastic. It never comes off my glassware, either. – Justice_Man

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Snap your fingers at me, yeah…you’re not getting that drink anytime soon. – [deleted username]

“I want two vodka sodas and we are gonna split it on two cards, run the cards because I don’t wanna forget the cards, and charge my phone for me because the other bartender did it last time for me and I come here ALL the time how do you not know me, are you new? Ugh.

It’s my friends birthday, can we have some strong but sweet, cheap shots for her? Wait, I have to PAY for them?!

This place has changed.” – Milkusa

Ask if someone can mix good drinks and then asks for a redbull and vodka – schabbas