28 Twitter Jokes You Only Get If You Suck At Dieting

*Chandler voice* Could I BE any more of a diet failure?

5. Repeat Step 4 for all eternity.

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Better make sure the ice cream shop is clear as well.

If only we could lie to people’s eyes too.

That makes them jam-burgers.

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