*Chandler voice* Could I BE any more of a diet failure?
5. Repeat Step 4 for all eternity.
Better make sure the ice cream shop is clear as well.
If only we could lie to people's eyes too.
That makes them jam-burgers.
Your mission, should you choose to accept it—resist the cinnamon rolls.
She's already lost negative three pounds!
A true diet failure doesn't even know what a leftover is.
So good at dieting, she does it in her sleep—and ONLY in her sleep.
Stay safe, eat artery-clogging doughnuts instead.
God damn you, Mary from accounting.
That's pretty much like eating negative one cookie.
Cuuuuuz it looks like a cake.
Taste the rain—no?
You're a martyr.
More beast than beauty, unfortunately.
I belieb in you!
This man needs vegetables, stat!
Why you gotta be like that, diet?
Go Terminator on them.
Can we make this happen?
10 things I hate about crou ... tons.
Move over, Bill Gates and Jeff Bezos.
Not my fault everything tastes better when everyone else is asleep.
*Unintelligible, mouth-stuffed muttering*
How do you stick to it for so long though?
That'll do it.