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28 Twitter Jokes You Only Get If You Suck At Dieting

28 Twitter Jokes You Only Get If You Suck At Dieting August 6, 2017

*Chandler voice* Could I BE any more of a diet failure?

5. Repeat Step 4 for all eternity.

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Better make sure the ice cream shop is clear as well.

If only we could lie to people's eyes too.

That makes them jam-burgers.

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Your mission, should you choose to accept it—resist the cinnamon rolls.

She's already lost negative three pounds!

A true diet failure doesn't even know what a leftover is.

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So good at dieting, she does it in her sleep—and ONLY in her sleep.

Just 5?

Stay safe, eat artery-clogging doughnuts instead.

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God damn you, Mary from accounting.

That's pretty much like eating negative one cookie.

Cuuuuuz it looks like a cake.

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Taste the rain—no?

You're a martyr.

More beast than beauty, unfortunately.

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I belieb in you!

This man needs vegetables, stat!

Why you gotta be like that, diet?

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Go Terminator on them.

Can we make this happen?

10 things I hate about crou ... tons.

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Move over, Bill Gates and Jeff Bezos.

Not my fault everything tastes better when everyone else is asleep.

*Unintelligible, mouth-stuffed muttering*

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How do you stick to it for so long though?

That'll do it.