Cooking Fails That Will Make You Want to Postmate Your Food Forever

Are you the kind of person who can’t boil a potato without burning the house down? Sometimes, even a simple standard can prove to be disatrous. Sadly, not everyone knows how to cook, but that doesn’t stop them from attempting to make gourmet meals.

So, here’s a collection of cooking fails that prove that the kitchen is not for everyone.

The Pasta’s on Fire

You’re probably asking yourself, how on Earth did the spaghetti catch on fire? Maybe the gas burner was on higher than the sides of the pot, which happens when you own a gas stove. One thing’s for sure, though, we’re glad they took a quick picture before the housed burned down.

Sushi With a Goldfish

In this kitchen they only serve the finest sushi. Goldfish sushi. Whoever put a Goldfish cracker on top of the rice must really dislike the taste of real fish. At least this dish has the kind of goldfish that will continue to smile back until you bite its head off.

Chocolate Bunny Was Sacrificed

This cook was trying to bake a cake for Mother’s Day, but they didn’t have any cooking chocolate. So, they improvised and sacrificed this chocolate bunny. And while the cook Macgyvered the situation, the decapitated bunny’s head looking up is just creepy.

Don’t Drink and Cook

This person had the munchies and put what looks like French fries, some meatballs and chicken nuggets in the oven. But then they got so drunk that they fell asleep. When they woke up, they found out that their food was slightly overcooked.