Coca-Cola has many uses beyond quenching one’s never-ending thirst for poo-colored liquid sugar.
But Reddit user Earthos83 used the sweet brown stuff for another purpose—absolutely blowing the mind of their daughter Evie.
“My daughter tried Coke for the first time today… Her reaction sums it up,” Earthos83 wrote on Reddit with the accompanying video.
Ahhh that’s the good stuff. The best part is that after wrestling out of the existential vortex the beverage knocked her into, Evie dives right back in for another sip.
Imgur picked the hilarious clip up and shared it on Twitter, where people obviously had jokes.
Don’t go straight in for coke. Start with blow, and ease into the hard stuff
— Guy Bradley (@GuyBradley) September 4, 2017
she belongs to the dark side now
— Carissa Kimball (@CarissaKimball) September 4, 2017
The addiction begins.
— Arinze Stanley (@Harinzeyart) September 5, 2017
Coke is one hell of a drug…
— 🐝 (@xxxDutchyxxx) September 4, 2017
Girl: *cough cough hack cough*… smoooooooth
— Ryan (@JustRyanIsFine) July 7, 2017
That first hit tho… She’ll never be the same 😂
— Queen Candice 👑🍩💦 (@bcandylandgirl) September 4, 2017
@alice_essex me doing shots
— justice ☠️ (@justices_league) September 4, 2017
Lmao it hit me like a truck
— Andrita (@andratyler1) September 4, 2017
The Redditor assured those entertained by Evie’s hijinks that the little girl is in good hands, diet-wise.
“If it’s any consolation to others, we rarely go to [McDonald’s]. It was a treat, and our children hardly ever drink soda, our oldest being 6 and she’s had maybe enough soda’s to count on 1 hand,” Earthos83 wrote. “This vid was just pure comedy gold, and Reddit gives me a lot of laughs so I thought I would share. :)”