Grossest Pop-Tarts Flavors That Will Make You Throw Up In Your Mouth A Little Bit

Most of the grossest Pop-Tarts flavors are limited edition – thank God – but some of these bad boys are just floating around your supermarket like a bunch of frosting-coated sociopaths. Pop-Tarts, like many other brands, (looking at you, Yoplait) prides itself on having one of the widest varieties of flavors in the junk-food aisle, but at what cost? Surely, basing an entire business model on the same premise on which Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans were invented is a little on the stupid side. Check out this list of the grossest Pop-Tarts flavors of all time. 

Pink Lemonade

grossest pop-tarts
grossest pop-tarts

Because nothing’s more refreshing on a summer day than hot lemonade.

Guava Mango

grossest pop-tarts
grossest pop-tarts

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And you thought these were just a myth.

Unfrosted Brown Sugar

grossest pop-tarts
grossest pop-tarts

Hey, here’s an idea for Pop-Tarts. Take your most boring flavor and make it even more boring by removing the frosting for that authentic cardboard taste.

Gatorange

grossest pop-tarts
grossest pop-tarts

We are better than this as a species.