Most of the grossest Pop-Tarts flavors are limited edition – thank God – but some of these bad boys are just floating around your supermarket like a bunch of frosting-coated sociopaths. Pop-Tarts, like many other brands, (looking at you, Yoplait) prides itself on having one of the widest varieties of flavors in the junk-food aisle, but at what cost? Surely, basing an entire business model on the same premise on which Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans were invented is a little on the stupid side. Check out this list of the grossest Pop-Tarts flavors of all time.
Pink Lemonade
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Because nothing's more refreshing on a summer day than hot lemonade.
Guava Mango
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And you thought these were just a myth.
Unfrosted Brown Sugar
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Hey, here's an idea for Pop-Tarts. Take your most boring flavor and make it even more boring by removing the frosting for that authentic cardboard taste.
Gatorange
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We are better than this as a species.
Jolly Rancher Watermelon
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This is arguably the worst Jolly Rancher flavor. Why the hell would they make a Pop-Tarts flavor out of it?
Root Beer
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We're sorry for showing you this picture and making you vomit.
Lava Berry Explosion
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This is so insensitive. ANAKIN SKYWALKER LOST ALL OF HIS LIMBS, YOU ASSHOLES.
Festival Fun
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Does this come with MDMA in it or what?
Orange Crush
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If you want to eat a Creamsicle for breakfast, just do that instead of heating up this monstrosity.
Chocolatey Strawberry
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How cool that they went with whatever title someone's 6-year-old came up with to describe these.
Frosted Watermelon
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Is this somehow structurally different from the Jolly Rancher Watermelon Pop-Tarts?
Unfrosted Strawberry
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Look at this naked, basic bitch. Shame on you.
Pumpkin Pie
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Just trying to capitalize on that PSL garbage like everyone else.
Blue Raspberry
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Why would anyone want their breakfast to taste like a Slurpee?
Jolly Rancher Cherry
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Are these sour?
Hot Fudge Sundae
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This one sounds pretty harmless, but it is actually super gross and not worth shoving in your toaster. It tastes nothing like a sundae.
Maple Bacon
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What Brooklyn brunch hipster came up with this flavor?
Chocolate Chip
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Not enough frosting, bruh.
Jolly Rancher Green Apple
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Did they seriously created an ENTIRE LINE of these?
Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
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Grossly underwhelming.