Most of the grossest Pop-Tarts flavors are limited edition – thank God – but some of these bad boys are just floating around your supermarket like a bunch of frosting-coated sociopaths. Pop-Tarts, like many other brands, (looking at you, Yoplait) prides itself on having one of the widest varieties of flavors in the junk-food aisle, but at what cost? Surely, basing an entire business model on the same premise on which Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans were invented is a little on the stupid side. Check out this list of the grossest Pop-Tarts flavors of all time.
Because nothing's more refreshing on a summer day than hot lemonade.
And you thought these were just a myth.
Unfrosted Brown Sugar
Hey, here's an idea for Pop-Tarts. Take your most boring flavor and make it even more boring by removing the frosting for that authentic cardboard taste.
We are better than this as a species.
Jolly Rancher Watermelon
This is arguably the worst Jolly Rancher flavor. Why the hell would they make a Pop-Tarts flavor out of it?
We're sorry for showing you this picture and making you vomit.
Lava Berry Explosion
This is so insensitive. ANAKIN SKYWALKER LOST ALL OF HIS LIMBS, YOU ASSHOLES.
Does this come with MDMA in it or what?
If you want to eat a Creamsicle for breakfast, just do that instead of heating up this monstrosity.
How cool that they went with whatever title someone's 6-year-old came up with to describe these.
Is this somehow structurally different from the Jolly Rancher Watermelon Pop-Tarts?
Look at this naked, basic bitch. Shame on you.
Just trying to capitalize on that PSL garbage like everyone else.
Why would anyone want their breakfast to taste like a Slurpee?
Jolly Rancher Cherry
Are these sour?
Hot Fudge Sundae
This one sounds pretty harmless, but it is actually super gross and not worth shoving in your toaster. It tastes nothing like a sundae.
What Brooklyn brunch hipster came up with this flavor?
Not enough frosting, bruh.
Jolly Rancher Green Apple
Did they seriously created an ENTIRE LINE of these?
Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough