Grossest Pop-Tarts Flavors That Will Make You Throw Up In Your Mouth A Little Bit

Most of the grossest Pop-Tarts flavors are limited edition – thank God – but some of these bad boys are just floating around your supermarket like a bunch of frosting-coated sociopaths. Pop-Tarts, like many other brands, (looking at you, Yoplait) prides itself on having one of the widest varieties of flavors in the junk-food aisle, but at what cost? Surely, basing an entire business model on the same premise on which Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans were invented is a little on the stupid side. Check out this list of the grossest Pop-Tarts flavors of all time. 

Pink Lemonade

Because nothing's more refreshing on a summer day than hot lemonade.

Guava Mango

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And you thought these were just a myth.

Unfrosted Brown Sugar

Hey, here's an idea for Pop-Tarts. Take your most boring flavor and make it even more boring by removing the frosting for that authentic cardboard taste.

Gatorange

We are better than this as a species.

Jolly Rancher Watermelon

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This is arguably the worst Jolly Rancher flavor. Why the hell would they make a Pop-Tarts flavor out of it?

Root Beer

We're sorry for showing you this picture and making you vomit.

Lava Berry Explosion

This is so insensitive. ANAKIN SKYWALKER LOST ALL OF HIS LIMBS, YOU ASSHOLES.

Festival Fun

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Does this come with MDMA in it or what?

Orange Crush

If you want to eat a Creamsicle for breakfast, just do that instead of heating up this monstrosity.

Chocolatey Strawberry

How cool that they went with whatever title someone's 6-year-old came up with to describe these.

Frosted Watermelon

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Is this somehow structurally different from the Jolly Rancher Watermelon Pop-Tarts?

Unfrosted Strawberry

Look at this naked, basic bitch. Shame on you.

Pumpkin Pie

Just trying to capitalize on that PSL garbage like everyone else.

Blue Raspberry

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Why would anyone want their breakfast to taste like a Slurpee?

Jolly Rancher Cherry

Are these sour?

Hot Fudge Sundae

This one sounds pretty harmless, but it is actually super gross and not worth shoving in your toaster. It tastes nothing like a sundae.

Maple Bacon

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What Brooklyn brunch hipster came up with this flavor?

Chocolate Chip

Not enough frosting, bruh.

Jolly Rancher Green Apple

Did they seriously created an ENTIRE LINE of these?

Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough

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Grossly underwhelming.