Instant Noodles Make Babies Gay, Claims Indonesian Mayor

Justin Caffier
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An Indonesian Mayor has made his entire cite a laughing stock today with his oh-so-absurd public claim that baby formula and instant noodle turn babies gay.

Arief R. Wismansyah, the mayor of Tangerang city, an Indonesian town that sounded pretty cool before the world learned of their elected official’s f*ckery, spoke out of his ass at a city-run pregnancy seminar on Tuesday.


"To create Indonesian children that are healthy smart and competitive, the most important thing is, from the beginning, to provide them adequate nutrition, especially breastfeeding," Wismansyah started, promisingly. He then went on to express that parents were too busy to give their children properly nutritious meals and relied too heavily on the convenience of instant noodles and formula. Ok. Still good.

Of course, then he had to ruin the entire sentiment and call his entire speech and mayorship into question by closing with “so, it’s no wonder that recently there are more LGBT.”


The silly little man also added that “God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Asep,” which is interesting only in that it highlights the regional difference in the modern homophobe’s favorite phrase.

This clown has spoken out against the gay menace before, claiming that the rise of the LGBT movement is as dangerous a threat to humanity as nuclear war and that these foes of his are brainwashing everyone.

Guy sure seems to have homosexuals on his mind a bit. It’s cool if you wanna suck a dick, dude. Really. It’s 2016. Nobody will care. You don’t need to find flimsy reasons to slip the topic into convos about breast feeding though, k?