This guy who got tired on his way to pizza town.
Whoever ruined a pizza and somehow managed to dirty every drawer on the way down.
Is there a lightbulb in that pizza or did it just have a good idea?
Okay, you cut the pizza, but at what cost?
Whoever didn't love this pizza enough to remember it was in the oven.
Congratulations, you managed to eat about a half a pizza while rending the other half inedible to anyone else.
If you need to be to have the cheese face upward, you probably shouldn't be operating an oven.
Oh, no biggie, you only lost THE BEST PART.
Whoever burned this pizza so bad it almost looks like a delicious brownie.
Something happened here.
Whoever tried to make a pizza and made an Earth-roaming demon instead.
Pretty sure that doesn't belong there.
Whoever did this doesn't deserve to handle pizza ever again.
What the what?
You had one job.
This person who couldn't wait for dinner to be over to eat dessert
I wouldn't mind this if it didn't waste a slice of pizza.
This person who asks that you distinguish between a "pepperoni" pizza and a "pepperonis" pizza.
Two tragedies rolled into one.
Okay, that pizza's actually still good.