We’re almost positive there’s a story behind the celebration of St. Patrick’s Day that has pretty much nothing to do with drinking Guinness and Jameson. Or with wearing leprechaun hats and “Kiss me, I’m Irish” pins. But in all honesty, that story is probably boring, and it isn’t like you really care to hear it anyways. Your goal is to find the best Irish bars in America, so you can eat a mountain of corned beef and cabbage, and dance a traditional Irish jig. Well, we're here for you, friend. Because come March 17, we all wear green. Happy St. Patrick's Day.