Drink that latte with tears rolling down your cheeks
Never fur-get
[dx_custom_adunit desktop_id="RTK_K67O" mobile_id="RTK_5yk0"]
No you don't
John Hancock did what?!
Coulda been just about any year, really
[dx_custom_adunit desktop_id="RTK_K67O" mobile_id="RTK_5yk0"]
Did they say it's okay?
God bless President Bill Pullman
Freedom!
[dx_custom_adunit desktop_id="RTK_K67O" mobile_id="RTK_5yk0"]
Never, man
It's that third thing that really sets Texas apart
"... life was gonna be this waaaay" *clap clap clap clap*
[dx_custom_adunit desktop_id="RTK_K67O" mobile_id="RTK_5yk0"]
"They'd never expect us to cower in fear in the corner guys!"
Thanks, George Washington
Good to know Pop Rocks still serve a purpose
[dx_custom_adunit desktop_id="RTK_K67O" mobile_id="RTK_5yk0"]
Old Navy, New World
It's a good thing
Happy fourth, brother!
[dx_custom_adunit desktop_id="RTK_K67O" mobile_id="RTK_5yk0"]
Stupid AND un-American
It's too late
It's among the 365 days that that's the case
[dx_custom_adunit desktop_id="RTK_K67O" mobile_id="RTK_5yk0"]
And you're loud AF
Then we hit ol' George with the Crying Jordan
Can't forget about all the animals getting killed too
[dx_custom_adunit desktop_id="RTK_K67O" mobile_id="RTK_5yk0"]
Call it a buddy system
Get it together, people