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25 of the Funniest Fourth of July Tweets Ever

25 of the Funniest Fourth of July Tweets Ever July 1, 2017

Drink that latte with tears rolling down your cheeks

Never fur-get

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No you don't

John Hancock did what?!

Coulda been just about any year, really

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Did they say it's okay?

God bless President Bill Pullman

Freedom!

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Never, man

It's that third thing that really sets Texas apart

"... life was gonna be this waaaay" *clap clap clap clap*

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"They'd never expect us to cower in fear in the corner guys!"

Thanks, George Washington

Good to know Pop Rocks still serve a purpose

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Old Navy, New World

It's a good thing

Happy fourth, brother!

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Stupid AND un-American

It's too late

It's among the 365 days that that's the case

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And you're loud AF

Then we hit ol' George with the Crying Jordan

Can't forget about all the animals getting killed too

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Call it a buddy system

Get it together, people

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