Coming up with funny boat names is serious business. Sure, you can go with a pun like Seas the Day or name it after your grandma like Grandma Pearl. But you can stand out amongst the rest of the sea dogs and come up with something truly glorious. A boat name that is so good that it will make a list of funny boat names. And here they are. Warning: Boat owners are apparently a bunch of pervs who love names with sexual innuendos.