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The 26 Funniest Tweets For People Who Know Chocolate Is Life

The 26 Funniest Tweets For People Who Know Chocolate Is Life August 31, 2017

Chocolate is so delicious in so many different forms—bar, cake, chip, chunk, ice cream, milk, hot milk, syrup, hot syrup, covering frozen bananas, and even coating bacon—that it's no wonder there's an entire community of people that practically subsist on the stuff. Here are the 26 funniest tweets ever from those people, chocolate lovers.

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It's called burning off your taste buds.

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It's ALWAYS a chocolate emergency.

You'd be pissed too if someone was about to chug you in one sitting.

Must ... stay awake ... for chocolate.

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At least swing by Mars to see if it has any of its famous bars.

Hershey-sar salad.

*Sniffs in deeply*

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Gotta get those antioxidants.

The deception!

The pillars that hold the damn thing up.

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Peep the date. That's an Easter joke.

Priorities.

But there is a "late." As in, "I'm going to stay up late eating chocolate."

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Toddler Jenny would be proud.

Also called chocolate cake.

Some things are just more important than others.

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Yeah, about that ...

Poor, poor dogs.

Wise words.

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The answer to both is always yes.

That's love.

Still, a pleasant surprise.

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You're not the boss of me, cake.

That's actually how most yoga poses were invented.

You've gotta be connected.

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Also called a box of 25 chocolates.

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