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Grossest Pop-Tarts Flavors That Will Make You Throw Up In Your Mouth A Little Bit

Grossest Pop-Tarts Flavors That Will Make You Throw Up In Your Mouth A Little Bit September 13, 2017

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Most of the grossest Pop-Tarts flavors are limited edition – thank God – but some of these bad boys are just floating around your supermarket like a bunch of frosting-coated sociopaths. Pop-Tarts, like many other brands, (looking at you, Yoplait) prides itself on having one of the widest varieties of flavors in the junk-food aisle, but at what cost? Surely, basing an entire business model on the same premise on which Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans were invented is a little on the stupid side. Check out this list of the grossest Pop-Tarts flavors of all time. 

Pink Lemonade

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grossest pop-tarts

Because nothing's more refreshing on a summer day than hot lemonade.

Guava Mango

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grossest pop-tarts
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And you thought these were just a myth.

Unfrosted Brown Sugar

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grossest pop-tarts

Hey, here's an idea for Pop-Tarts. Take your most boring flavor and make it even more boring by removing the frosting for that authentic cardboard taste.

Gatorange

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grossest pop-tarts

We are better than this as a species.

Jolly Rancher Watermelon

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grossest pop-tarts
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This is arguably the worst Jolly Rancher flavor. Why the hell would they make a Pop-Tarts flavor out of it?

Root Beer

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grossest pop-tarts

We're sorry for showing you this picture and making you vomit.

Lava Berry Explosion

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grossest pop-tarts

This is so insensitive. ANAKIN SKYWALKER LOST ALL OF HIS LIMBS, YOU ASSHOLES.

Festival Fun

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grossest pop-tarts
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Does this come with MDMA in it or what?

Orange Crush

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grossest pop-tarts

If you want to eat a Creamsicle for breakfast, just do that instead of heating up this monstrosity.

Chocolatey Strawberry

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grossest pop-tarts

How cool that they went with whatever title someone's 6-year-old came up with to describe these.

Frosted Watermelon

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grossest pop-tarts
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Is this somehow structurally different from the Jolly Rancher Watermelon Pop-Tarts?

Unfrosted Strawberry

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grossest pop-tarts

Look at this naked, basic bitch. Shame on you.

Pumpkin Pie

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grossest pop-tarts

Just trying to capitalize on that PSL garbage like everyone else.

Blue Raspberry

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grossest pop-tarts
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Why would anyone want their breakfast to taste like a Slurpee?

Jolly Rancher Cherry

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grossest pop-tarts

Are these sour?

Hot Fudge Sundae

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grossest pop-tarts

This one sounds pretty harmless, but it is actually super gross and not worth shoving in your toaster. It tastes nothing like a sundae.

Maple Bacon

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grossest pop-tarts
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What Brooklyn brunch hipster came up with this flavor?

Chocolate Chip

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grossest pop-tarts

Not enough frosting, bruh.

Jolly Rancher Green Apple

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grossest pop-tarts

Did they seriously created an ENTIRE LINE of these?

Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough

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grossest pop-tarts
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Grossly underwhelming.

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