Hilarious Notes That Awesome Parents Left for Their Crappy Kids

They may embarrass you. But your parents are funnier than you give them credit for. And when some crafty moms and dads needed to tell their kids something via pen and paper, the results are truly hilarious. Check out these funny notes from parents that weren't here to mess around anymore.

Why Fi?

So the WiFi password is "1)makeyourbeds2)vacuumdownstairs3)walkthedog"? Seems a little long, but okie dokie!

One Leg At A Time

[dx_custom_adunit desktop_id="RTK_K67O" mobile_id="RTK_5yk0"] Why is the paper so crumpled up? Did the other parent think they were overreacting, throw it away, then hastily take it out and unfold it again?

Big Whoopdy Doo

Beyond the unusual frankness of this note, it's funny that two of our honored parent-child traditions are predicated on lies. Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy. Both out and out lies. And if it started from the truth, it might make the parent's relationship with their child stronger. Has a standup done a bit on that? Feels like they must have, right?

The Time Traveler's Pants

Here's a dad having fun with his son's teacher, after what seems to be a longstanding battle regarding the color of pants for the school uniform. Reminds us of our favorite Back To The Future quote: "Where we're going, we don't need pants".

What About Liam Neesons Tho?

[dx_custom_adunit desktop_id="RTK_K67O" mobile_id="RTK_5yk0"] This parent's trolling is Non Stop. But we imagine they're coming from a place of Love Actually. Maybe now the kids will clean peacefully, in Silence.

Making A Murderer

This is a very funny response to a child not putting away a saw, yes. But it's also an eventually damning piece of evidence in a future court case. Laugh it up while you can.

Poetry In Motion

Roses are red, skies stuck in blue, I'm sorry my friend Kevin has Dunkaroos. Xoxo, your traitor child.

Gotta Hand It To Ya

[dx_custom_adunit desktop_id="RTK_K67O" mobile_id="RTK_5yk0"] I smell an interior decorator! And I hate it! Because: it is poop!

Money Talks

What's more insane? The fact that this parent double underlined "I'm"? Or the fact that they're only paying $430 for friggin' rent?

Zigazag Ahh

If you don't know, Zig-Zags are rolling papers, typically used for smoking tobacco or marijuana. Mom, if you're reading this, we know that because of... movies?

I Would Do Anything For Pizza...

[dx_custom_adunit desktop_id="RTK_K67O" mobile_id="RTK_5yk0"] Wait, what? This dad left money with a meatloaf to buy pizza and beer? What exactly is going on?

...And I Would Do That

Oh! The cat is named Meatloaf! This all makes sense now! Now, quick, get that cash away before it spends it on catnip.

That's The Way The Bagel Crumbles

After a child came home late one night eating a bagel as a midnight snack, the parent left this helpful reminder on the ground. But, like, wasn't it more hard work to actually write and leave the note than it would be to just pick up the crumb?

Fair Advice

[dx_custom_adunit desktop_id="RTK_K67O" mobile_id="RTK_5yk0"] Note the carroting in of "U.S.", implying the mom has more intel on worldwide sex trafficking, but chose to narrow her focus for this particular note. Xo!

Antique Dealer

This is nothing. My mom used to think LOL meant "lots of love". So for awhile, she would write earnest texts and emails and end them with LOL, and I thought she was straight up trolling me.

A Promise That Won't Be Broken (Unlike Your Face)

When a mom needs her sleep, a mom needs her sleep. And she'll communicate the message however she needs to.

Do The Right Thing

[dx_custom_adunit desktop_id="RTK_K67O" mobile_id="RTK_5yk0"] Is Dadx the passive-aggressive alter ego Dad takes when he must discipline his daughter? Because we are very here for Dadx. Does he have a Tumblr?

To The Point

Becky stood at the window, staring. Joshua, her three friends, enjoying each other's company. "Aye," exclaimed Becky. "'Tis my lot in life, to be stuck forevermore as The Fourth Girl."

Honestly, It Feels Like A Note

Dang. Parents have so much love for us, that they're willing to trick us to communicate it. Dang. Really makes you think. Dang.

And Then I Ate The Bowl

[dx_custom_adunit desktop_id="RTK_K67O" mobile_id="RTK_5yk0"] If these parents want any other visitors next Halloween, it would serve them well to tone down their attitude. Trick or treaters talk, you know.

Embarrassing AF

It's nice that this mother highlighted the slang terms she's using. Because they definitely wouldn't have stuck out without that visual cue.

Yikes!

At first, we thought it was strange when the family therapist said "No more sessions, put it all on the fridge". But it does seem to be yielding cathartic results.

Sound The Alarm

[dx_custom_adunit desktop_id="RTK_K67O" mobile_id="RTK_5yk0"] You know what? We're #TeamHayley. These days, it can't be that hard to find a car with warp speed.

Ba-Gawk

If a chicken dies on a farm and you throw it in woods across street when no one is looking, did it make a sound? Well, probably. Actually, let's not think about this ever again.

We Literally Can't Even

If we were a gym teacher, we wouldn't take the risk. They'll "literally die" if they run? Not on our watch. They'll sit and be safe.